Did you know:
1. People use legs for walking.
2. If you have to fix your phone, try putting it into some rice and leave it at night. Asians will come over and fix the device.
3. 10/10 studies say water will be poisonous if you add poison.
4. Fish can stay under water for more days without drowning.
5. Keys are used to unlock stuff.
6. An average person has 2 hands.
7. People who live in Australia have the capability to breathe.
8. If you take 50 cents from 50 Cent he wont die.
9. Dying is bad for your health.
10. Most left handed people are not right handed.
11. All car accidents involve vehicles.
12. Rhino is not a fat unicorn.
13. Too many birthdays can kill you.
14. People who stop breathing usually die.
15. Baby sitters don't actually sit on babies.

^I loled.

I'm not so sure about that. I've never heard of anyone having any health problems after death.

How many dead people have ever required medical service? Hmm?

Type "Dead person brought back to life" in google. That's a lot of freakin needy dead people.

Back from the Dead: 10 People Who Woke Up After Being Pronounced Dead - ODDEE

Looks like you lost some weight FPK, been staying out of the sun too?

Frownland, my friends will love this
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Beckett! Yes please :D

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