Shot down like a motherfucker. Gonna get shawty wet and read the holy book on what to do.

You mean she didn't go for "Let me make you a mixtape."? What, does she think this isn't 1986 or something?

You be slippin.

I don't know what you're talking about. I did it perfectly.

In Caveman speak, yes. That was accurate.

Go back and check and you'll see that you were mistaken, for my grammar was flawless.

Holy ****! I was just on Thesaurus.com, and had a hiccup. Then I look over at the left side of the page and see that the "Word of the Day", is "singultus". "Singultus" means "hiccup". Spooky.

Yesterday I was at the garage for an oil change when the mechanic brought me a filthy-looking piece of garbage. Turns out it was the cabin air filter in our car.



How in the hell did that even happen? That's repulsive.

I ended up spending $92 on a few replacement bulbs, full service oil change, replacement oil filter & cabin air filter - and they even vacuumed the interior, filled the wiper fluid, ran a full diagnostic and gave me a damn carwash for free. It was awesome.

Imagine how your lungs are doing. Also, that's a solid deal. Costs me around $130 just for oil/filter, stupid synthetic bull****.