How to Enlarge Your Penis
By eHow Health Editor
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Unless you have surgery, there is no safe way to enlarge your penis, so don't waste your time and money on pills, herbs, creams, devices or exercises. But there are ways to make your penis look bigger and to feel better about the penis you have.

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Difficulty: Moderate
Instructions

1.
Step 1

Realize that most men have penises that measure between 5 and 7 inches long and 1 or 2 inches in diameter. While some people may enjoy a larger penis, a man with an average-sized penis is more than capable of satisfying his sexual partner. Size doesn't matter, and those who claim it does are only saying so to be hurtful.
2.
Step 2

Know that your penis will become thicker as you age.
3.
Step 3

Make your penis appear longer by trimming your pubic hair, losing some weight and standing up straight. Don't look down at your penis; it will seem smaller than it is. Instead, look at it in a mirror.
4.
Step 4

Stop comparing yourself with other men. Flaccid penises vary greatly in size, but erect penises don't. Remember that the male actors in pornographic videos were cast for their highly unusual penis sizes. In addition, those well-endowed porn stars will have considerably more trouble attaining and maintaining their erections when they are older.
5.
Step 5

Keep in mind that if a safe and effective way to enlarge a penis really existed, all male urologists would have huge penises. And they would never have any open appointment times in their schedules.

Tips & Warnings

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Penis enlargement surgery sometimes results in a misshapen penis, loss of sensation and even loss of function. It should only be performed if the penis is considerably smaller than average--so small that sex isn't possible.
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Some men trying penis enlargement methods are fooled into thinking that swelling due to irritation of the penis is evidence that their penises are getting larger.
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Stretching devices, pumps and weights can damage your penis.

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