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The Batlord 03-09-2017 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1812812)
I was making fun of the Batlord.

And instead you made fun of Chula.

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So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.
Taking the first bite from just buttered toast is a desperate ploy to see if maybe I just want butter and not jam. Generally doesn't work though, and I have to put in the extra effort.

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Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.
Eggs are also gross though.

Frownland 03-09-2017 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1812817)
Taking the first bite from just buttered toast is a desperate ploy to see if maybe I just want butter and not jam. Generally doesn't work though, and I have to put in the extra effort.

I usually just do butter anyways.

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Eggs are also gross though.
Different strokes for different foods with high cholesterol levels.

The Batlord 03-09-2017 03:37 PM

Now toast, peanut butter, and jam as an actual PBJ is the biz. I haven't eaten a regular PBJ in years cause toasted is so completely superior.

Frownland 03-09-2017 03:38 PM

You know what's even betterer? Make that **** like a grilled cheese.

The Batlord 03-09-2017 03:41 PM

You mean make a pbj and put it on the stove like a grilled cheese?

Frownland 03-09-2017 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1812829)
You mean make a pbj and put it on the stove like a grilled cheese?

Aye.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wsZ7EwiwGo...ILLEDPB&J6.jpg

The Batlord 03-09-2017 03:43 PM

It will be done.

Frownland 03-09-2017 03:45 PM

I've never made one earlier than two AM so take this with a grain of salt but it's good with cheese too.

Paul Smeenus 03-09-2017 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1812831)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/34810757/large.gif

The Batlord 03-09-2017 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1812833)
I've never made one earlier than two AM so take this with a grain of salt but it's good with cheese too.

Peanut butter and jelly and cheese? Oh...

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-09-2017 06:28 PM

still waiting for monkey to start his vape thread so i can use these memes

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...8f&oe=596FCBEA

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1812889)
still waiting for monkey to start his vape thread so i can use these memes

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...8f&oe=596FCBEA

>>>

And lol at the stuff posted on the previous pages. Eggs with ketchup and mayo, peanut butter, jam and cheese. Classic white people. Next will be pasta with grated cheese on top and ****ing Pot Noodle sandwiches.

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 07:18 AM

Crisps with ketchup as a dipping sauce

Rice and peas with actual garden peas

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-10-2017 07:20 AM

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...3000607-13.jpg

worst chip flavor ever

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 08:18 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5A1wg5FA-g

lol >>>>>

Love the way she sprints in and then crawls out. You just know she is getting a kendo stick wrapped around her head once the interview is over.

The Batlord 03-10-2017 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1812968)
>>>

And lol at the stuff posted on the previous pages. Eggs with ketchup and mayo, peanut butter, jam and cheese. Classic white people. Next will be pasta with grated cheese on top and ****ing Pot Noodle sandwiches.

Instant ramen with hot sauce. And ranch.

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 11:01 AM

Breakfast - beans on toast

Lunch - jacket potato with beans and cheese

Dinner - fish fingers, chips and beans

Snacks throughout the day - block of cheese dipped into a tin of beans

#MealsSoWhite

The Batlord 03-10-2017 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1812983)
Breakfast - beans on toast

Lunch - jacket potato with beans and cheese

Dinner - fish fingers, chips and beans

Snacks throughout the day - block of cheese dipped into a tin of beans

#MealsSoWhite

I wouldn't want to stand downwind of you.

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1812985)
I wouldn't want to stand downwind of you.

Those aren't my meals.

The Batlord 03-10-2017 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1812987)
Those aren't my meals.

You're not a man.

Lucem Ferre 03-11-2017 12:51 AM

Look what I found looking for something on google

https://soundcloud.com/strate-a/together-forever

Isbjørn 03-11-2017 07:06 AM

Why do we even like AJJ? They're not even that ****ing good

jk i was being ironic

like ajj

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-11-2017 08:09 AM

the bible 2 kinda sucked a little though

Isbjørn 03-11-2017 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1813181)
the bible 2 kinda sucked a little though

I haven't bothered with it yet, I don't want to set myself up for disappointment

The Batlord 03-11-2017 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1813181)
the bible 2 kinda sucked a little though

They wrote a sequel to The Bible? I thought that was Revelations.

Isbjørn 03-11-2017 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1813181)
the bible 2 kinda sucked a little though

Tbf when you name an album after the Bible you should put some effort into it

Or maybe they were being ironic

Again

Thelonious Monkey 03-11-2017 08:42 AM

Anybody ever had a crisp sandwich?

djchameleon 03-11-2017 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1813191)
Anybody ever had a crisp sandwich?

a french fry sandwich or a potato chips sandwich?


Spoiler for huge ****ing pic:

You mean this?

Cuthbert 03-11-2017 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1813191)
Anybody ever had a crisp sandwich?

All the time.

Best crisps to use are ready salted or roast chicken.

This was cool - Crisp sandwich shop owners make a packet on first day - Telegraph

Cuthbert 03-11-2017 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1813193)
a french fry sandwich or a potato chips sandwich?


Spoiler for huge ****ing pic:

You mean this?

He means that yeah but we also have 'French fry' sandwiches too, they're called chip butties and they are really good.

djchameleon 03-11-2017 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1813196)
He means that yeah but we also have 'French fry' sandwiches too, they're called chip butties and they are really good.

What condiments do you put on chip butties?

Cuthbert 03-11-2017 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1813206)
What condiments do you put on chip butties?

I don't put any on, just butter on the bread but I think ketchup is normal, maybe HP too.

Isbjørn 03-11-2017 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1813195)

That made me very sad for some reason

The Batlord 03-11-2017 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1813196)
He means that yeah but we also have 'French fry' sandwiches too, they're called chip butties and they are really good.

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/f...ke-Britney.gif

Isbjørn 03-11-2017 09:40 AM

^

I'm not eating anything named "chip butties"

Thelonious Monkey 03-11-2017 09:48 AM

*sigh*

If only they knew.

Cuthbert 03-11-2017 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1813212)

Great gif. She is looking old these days.

Can't believe chip butties are being slated after the last few pages.

The Batlord 03-11-2017 09:55 AM

Just spent several minutes desperately making sure Tomas Lindberg, singer from At the Gates, didn't play bass guitar on "Hit Me Baby One More Time". Apparently there are two Swedish musicians with the same name. Disappointed tbh.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1813218)
Great gif. She is looking old these days.

Can't believe chip butties are being slated after the last few pages.

Britney reaction gifs from American Idol are pretty great. And she still looks good, bro.

And I didn't say I wouldn't eat one, but that's a ****ing terrible name.

Cuthbert 03-11-2017 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1813221)

Britney reaction gifs from American Idol are pretty great. And she still looks good, bro.

And I didn't say I wouldn't eat one, but that's a ****ing terrible name.

You wouldn't be interested in spotted dicks and faggots then.

Mondo Bungle 03-11-2017 03:54 PM

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