And that's why it's gay.

You consider it a dominant position to have the least control of the situation out of the two of you?

a girl riding a guys dick is gay?


what

Straight people are strange.

i don't understand

if a girl is riding you, she has more control so she is dominant in that particular position

ya and boring

if i were straight i'd totally be into pegging

Agreed.

yes so if a girl is wearing a strap on and a guy rides her plastic d, its not gay cuz hes dominant

Ja...that's kind of the reason why I brought that up earlier.

Dude, you're barely into masturbation.

thats cuz masturbation sucks and i'd rather get a blowjob

So if you were straight you wouldn't be about that fake dick either right

Oh, that reminds me: Straight Women Get The Fewest Orgasms, Study Finds

why would i go after fake dick when there is real dick in the world

well thats depressing af lol

I'm gonna go mother****ing haywire

Mondo is a robot. CONFIRMED

wtf happened to wentworth millers face

https://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws...rth-Miller.jpg

he was like.......... a 10/10 and now hes like a 5 and a half

It's March now... Only 7 months till halloween! �� �� ��

Yes. In my evil imaginary lair all of the clocks and calendars are completely useless, and only tell you how far away halloween (as well as Twilight Zone marathons on tv) is. As it should be!

Only ***s let a girl have her way with them.

Being a woman is ****.

Agreed!


It is somewhat depressing. I've had quite enough of this being a woman thing; I'd rather be either a living art installation or an amorphous blob.

You could always grow a penis and become a god in the Japanese porn industry.

True. There's a dizzying array of niche porn industry options!

:0
Shamefully, I have not! (I should have, seeing as I listen to this stuff all year round) That would be great for a jaunty stroll around a gothic manor.

*smokes ten cigarettes at once and coughs a bunch*
Love the Moontrekkers!



(And now I'm going to have to listen to Fields of the Nephilim since you mentioned cowboy hats and eyeliner)

edit: Batlord I approve of your contribution as well

Oh, yes very southern-gothic (especially in the lyrical themes/imagery, which is why it's always what I'd listen to while writing my horror story about a murderous blind farmer)-- and then of course Nick is always doing variations of old southern folk/blues songs and murder ballads--or, well, he was for a while-- but he never quite pulls it off.

Rockabilly jazz >>>>>>

edit: and I'm so glad to have been reminded of the existence of Hasil Adkins who is just completely delightful:

Amazing. I want to believe that, but wouldn't 50 orgasms a night lead to a degree of desensitization?

Mixing and mastering somebody's college project. It's rap song on how to write a paper or something.

https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.n...eb&oe=592DEF7C
art & photo by KLF

Makes me laugh every time.

lol Nea. Good times in plug last night.

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=61101016

http://www.wbli.com/rf/image/Pub/p5/...to.6330575.jpg

https://rlv.zcache.com/i_hate_my_mom..._jyr6q_540.jpg

I want that shirt in every color.

me too

it would be nice in red

I want it in pink.

sorry but only real men wear pink

#ThingsWhiteAmericansWear

yeah i always wondered if it was like in the movies and americans actually tell their parents they hate them

if i told my mom i hate her she'd slap me in the face with her shoe probably

ftfy.