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Old 07-01-2014, 11:38 PM   #2841 (permalink)
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Admittedly I used to sag in middle school because all the pop punk stoner kids did. But these days, I can't sag because 90% of the time I go commando.

Seriously, going commando is like way better than anything. All that air... ahhh. So... refreshing? IDK why I felt like sharing. It's a spam thread, sue my always freshened balls.
I used to go commando quite a bit until my special friend got caught in my zipper. Hurt like **** and gave me a skin tag that stuck around for months.

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Old 07-02-2014, 12:13 AM   #2842 (permalink)
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penises seem like they're just really weird and I have no idea how people with penises deal with those things.
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:17 AM   #2843 (permalink)
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penises seem like they're just really weird and I have no idea how people with penises deal with those things.
It's like a pet but you don't have to give it exercise. That doesn't stop us though.
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:19 AM   #2844 (permalink)
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It's like a pet but you don't have to give it exercise. That doesn't stop us though.
do you ever just want to like, take it off and put it away for a while?

how do you even put your pants on?

HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH A PENIS
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:23 AM   #2845 (permalink)
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do you ever just want to like, take it off and put it away for a while?

how do you even put your pants on?

HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH A PENIS
I guess I'm just used to it. Whenever it gets in the way I just stuff it into my belly button.
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:28 AM   #2846 (permalink)
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penises seem like they're just really weird and I have no idea how people with penises deal with those things.
We generally take a very "Hands on" approach.
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I guess I'm just used to it. Whenever it gets in the way I just stuff it into my belly button.


as much as I love men of the 1960s/70s, I wonder how they ever got their junk to fit in the tightest of pants without looking distressed at all. (And if maybe modern men are just not that hardcore, so they prefer to wear jeans that are practically trailing on the ground.)

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We generally take a very "Hands on" approach.
I assume a team effort would simplify things, but I'm also aware that you'll never be able to confirm that.
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I assume a team effort would simplify things, but I'm also aware that you'll never be able to confirm that.
I imagine so. So how Ki help you with your's?
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I imagine so. So how Ki help you with your's?
My ladyboner, or my unfortunate fetish for men of the 1970s?
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Old 07-02-2014, 01:05 AM   #2850 (permalink)
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as much as I love men of the 1960s/70s, I wonder how they ever got their junk to fit in the tightest of pants without looking distressed at all. (And if maybe modern men are just not that hardcore, so they prefer to wear jeans that are practically trailing on the ground.)
Well, skinny jeans are a quasisimilar to the pants you describe. To quote my sister 'I can see your whole penis!' Ah those high school days.
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