I used to go commando quite a bit until my special friend got caught in my zipper. Hurt like **** and gave me a skin tag that stuck around for months.

Never again.

penises seem like they're just really weird and I have no idea how people with penises deal with those things.

It's like a pet but you don't have to give it exercise. That doesn't stop us though.

do you ever just want to like, take it off and put it away for a while?

how do you even put your pants on?

HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH A PENIS

I guess I'm just used to it. Whenever it gets in the way I just stuff it into my belly button.

We generally take a very "Hands on" approach.

:laughing:

as much as I love men of the 1960s/70s, I wonder how they ever got their junk to fit in the tightest of pants without looking distressed at all. (And if maybe modern men are just not that hardcore, so they prefer to wear jeans that are practically trailing on the ground.)

I assume a team effort would simplify things, but I'm also aware that you'll never be able to confirm that.

I imagine so. So how Ki help you with your's?

My ladyboner, or my unfortunate fetish for men of the 1970s?

Well, skinny jeans are a quasisimilar to the pants you describe. To quote my sister 'I can see your whole penis!' Ah those high school days.