Shaved my head with a razor last night. Feels good.

You look way different than I thought you would.

That was before I shaved my head btw.

I'm sure I'd still **** you.

:)

9 Plastic Surgery Overdoses – When Stars Can’t Say When – All Things Celeb :yikes:

if I had my own radio show I'd do things like "describe your last restroom trip using historical events" or "rate your last cooking experience from 'my food could sing backup for David Bowie' to 'my food was ready to join Soul Train'" and have parody song contests and just really stupid shit all the time.

I'm sort of glad I don't have that much power.

Joan Rivers is a piece of ****. She is not funny at all. I hope she gets fired for her unintelligent insults of celebrities. Her mangled face is a good start.

My butt > Joan Rivers