I'm just sayin'. You always say "I wish I could go back in time and do such and such that I didn't do because I was lazy," but the truth is you'd probably just take the opportunity to sit on your ass again.

My back hurts

cause he white

kiekiekie

Instead of oh you know still doing the things that you wanted to do like tomorrow or in the upcoming week especially if you are in your prime.


I lol'ed

Why do you say instead? If you have a time machine you can have both.

I meant in my prime of procrastination. I am a noninspiration to all.

This compression garment, combined with the swelling underneath, makes me fee like I'm wearing armor. It's a good feeling.

Talking to a girl I had a crush on back in middle school on Facebook. She has three kids and lives in Oklahoma. Nice girl but I dodged a ****ing bullet.