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Old 05-13-2021, 10:58 PM   #27641 (permalink)
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Lucem Ferre? More like Obscurum Recusas amiright?
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Old 05-13-2021, 11:00 PM   #27642 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2021, 11:11 PM   #27643 (permalink)
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Nice.
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Old 05-14-2021, 02:01 PM   #27644 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2021, 03:16 PM   #27645 (permalink)
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I will work for that ****ing manager.
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Old 05-15-2021, 07:07 PM   #27646 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2021, 07:11 PM   #27647 (permalink)
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I want to meet the 6/7% of people who think they can kick a grizzly bear's ass
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Old 05-15-2021, 08:08 PM   #27648 (permalink)
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Almost ten percent of the population thinks they could punch out an elephant? Even more than the grizzly bear mind you. Or are they assuming they could construct some sort of pit to lure it into?
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Old 05-15-2021, 08:30 PM   #27649 (permalink)
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Honestly though my favorite is the 15 point King Cobra difference. I totally believe that only 8% of women think that maybe they could run up and kick it in the head but almost a quarter of men have in-depth fantasies of duck, diving, and juking a venomous snake before using a wrestling move to snap its neck.

That's just so dude.
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Old 05-15-2021, 09:05 PM   #27650 (permalink)
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The lion gender outlier is my fave. I assume it's because lionesses are girlbosses.

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