If you're stuck in a loony bin for not being a proper housewife do you want to play chess or do you want to get drunk?

I never said I wanted to play chess with the chess girl

Is that code?

not even but 'playing chess' would be a pretty good euphemism

I'd rather make **** with the girl who has booze than the nerd.

you can hit on the booze girl then, that works out beautifully

If we're both wasted nobody is a victim and there's more to do while turnt than sex. Drunkenness is its own reward.

This **** has kept me laughing

Do you not also use your toothbrush to massage your gums?