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[goldendoodle]

I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by goldendoodle

I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)

Originally Posted by Luke Smitherd

Become a spectacles wearer like some old timey blind lady (see above).

[The Batlord]

Luke Smitherd?

[Plankton]

The Man With All The Answers

idk... I just looked it up and found it funny

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by goldendoodle

I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)

LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by WWWP

LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?

SMITHERED!!!

*air horns*

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by Luke Smitherd

Become a spectacles wearer like some old timey blind lady (see above).

!!!

[goldendoodle]

Originally Posted by WWWP

LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?

It surely must be because we share the same sun sign!! Clearly. *smiles serenely at Bat* (aquarius and aries are truly the best at creating dumb battles for ourselves; it's a talent)