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rostasi 12-28-2020 09:18 AM
The True Story of Roland the Farter, and How the Internet Killed Professional Flatulence.

rostasi 12-28-2020 10:38 AM
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goldendoodle 12-28-2020 12:39 PM
I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)

Plankton 12-28-2020 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by goldendoodle (Post 2152524)
I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)
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Originally Posted by Luke Smitherd (Post 2152452)
Become a spectacles wearer like some old timey blind lady (see above).
https://i.imgur.com/MHr73Ik.png?1

The Batlord 12-28-2020 01:05 PM
Luke Smitherd?

Plankton 12-28-2020 01:18 PM
The Man With All The Answers

idk... I just looked it up and found it funny

WWWP 12-28-2020 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by goldendoodle (Post 2152524)
I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)
LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?

The Batlord 12-28-2020 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2152567)
LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?
SMITHERED!!!

*air horns*

Plankton 12-28-2020 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke Smitherd (Post 2152452)
Become a spectacles wearer like some old timey blind lady (see above).
!!!

goldendoodle 12-28-2020 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2152567)
LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?
It surely must be because we share the same sun sign!! Clearly. *smiles serenely at Bat* (aquarius and aries are truly the best at creating dumb battles for ourselves; it's a talent)


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