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[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

The South seems simultaneously so cursed and blessed, I can't wrap my head around it

Civilized folk are predictable and unthreatening. Country folk don't have that problem.

[Marie Monday]

yeah, it seems that a large part of it is the fact that overly polished manners lose a lot of quaintness and charm

[The Batlord]

Alright so let's say I start a private company scavenger hunt with a cash prize. Like one of those super professional ones where you have to sign a waiver cause you'll have to scale a sheer cliff to find out you have to find your next clue diving with sharks.

Let's say my last required item is Bigfoot milk. Can I be sued?

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

The South seems simultaneously so cursed and blessed, I can't wrap my head around it

A big part of it is the history of slavery. Blood soaked but jazz and blues. And the heat makes people insane. And southern literature. The food. Delicious and deadly. We’re by far the most exotic, frightening, and culturally rich people in America.

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright so let's say I start a private company scavenger hunt with a cash prize. Like one of those super professional ones where you have to sign a waiver cause you'll have to scale a sheer cliff to find out you have to find your next clue diving with sharks.

Let's say my last required item is Bigfoot milk. Can I be sued?

How is the milk to be acquired? Does Mr. Bigfoot buy it from a store and your contestant is suppose to steal it from his ice box? Or are you suggesting your contestant should acquire milk from the teat of Mrs. Bigfoot? The former, stealing a bottle of milk, usually does not end up in litigation. The latter however could, in the eyes of the law, be seen as tortuous conduct and therefore base on the merits of the case end up in court. And since it's your contest and you are requesting the Bigfoot milk, you would be legally entangled in the law suit.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

yeah, it seems that a large part of it is the fact that overly polished manners lose a lot of quaintness and charm

Unless I’m having flip out I’m immaculately polite.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

How is the milk to be acquired? Does Mr. Bigfoot buy it from a store and your contestant is suppose to steal it from his ice box? Or are you suggesting your contestant should acquire milk from the teat of Mrs. Bigfoot? The former, stealing a bottle of milk, usually does not end up in litigation. The latter however could, in the eyes of the law, be seen as tortuous conduct and therefore base on the merits of the case end up in court. And since it's your contest and you are requesting the Bigfoot milk, you would be legally entangled in the law suit.

Is one legally held liable for the theft of milk from a goat?

[Marie Monday]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Unless I’m having flip out I’m immaculately polite.

polished is not the same as polite though

[The Batlord]

Dude you read that **** about slavery, jazz, and heat. He has no idea what he's talking about but has to say something cause he's trying to own Southerness.

[rostasi]

Randy Emerick from Fort Lauderdale, Florida performing a Christmas tune he’s renamed “Angels We Have Heard on Low” on his contrabass saxophone.

... and the master himself ...