Willow dumps that chick from season 7 and gets with a demon snake lady.

So I heard

Spike becomes Captain of an alien ship.

As long as it's not the Buffy+Faith ship I'm unimpressed

Of course! It's great! It takes place in a French boarding school (literally my favorite setting for any movie) and is literally about a bunch of mean girls going insane over the shy new girl and psychologically torturing her with the help of the headmistress who LITERALLY HAS A DUNGEON FOR WHIPPING GIRLS who misbehave. (As I was explaining to my roommates, they're unhinged because they don't realize they could simply, like, kiss each other instead) Also the actress who plays the headmistress looks a lot like a young Dolly Parton, so that adds a fun extra layer to things. And there's only like one male character in the movie pretty much. A creepy teen boy who gets stuck in the air duct for what seemed like forever (one of the roommates aptly referred to it as "Horny Jail" )

Giles turns out to Buffy's actual biological father.

that's just lame
goddamn I need to watch this

*drools*

Dolly's humor about all her surgeries is part of her charm but I still wonder what if she hadn't done all that cause she was a full course god damn meal back in the day.

Lol I made that one up

:laughing: I totally fell for that
Really though, with the ridiculous plot twists in many tv or comic book series I wouldn't be surprised