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Old 10-29-2020, 07:02 AM   #27031 (permalink)
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A story just in time for Halloween...

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Old 10-29-2020, 07:40 AM   #27032 (permalink)
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Mmmm, Mmmm, thems good eatin. Put the pot on the boil.
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Old 10-29-2020, 12:58 PM   #27033 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2020, 07:09 AM   #27034 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2020, 02:18 PM   #27035 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2020, 04:55 PM   #27036 (permalink)
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I just answered a call from a number I knew was a telemarketer specifically so that I could thank the caller for letting me hear my new ringtone ("Vampire Killer" from Super Castlevania IV) and then hang up on them, only to be met with an automated election thing. Democracy can suck my dick.
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Old 11-02-2020, 06:28 PM   #27038 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2020, 06:41 PM   #27039 (permalink)
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