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Old 02-09-2022, 04:48 PM   #26911 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2022, 05:44 PM   #26912 (permalink)
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I don't deserve my name. You take it.
"BassoonPlankton" sounds like something that would be in that movie about a drug trip that Fry saw when he was on that drug trip.
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And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?
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Old 02-09-2022, 06:20 PM   #26913 (permalink)
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So I watched this documentary about the Amazon rainforest and went outside to climb a tree. When I got to the top I realized the show had lied. Absolutely no cans of pee.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-10-2022, 05:08 AM   #26914 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2022, 03:51 PM   #26915 (permalink)
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*weeps*
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Old 02-13-2022, 10:04 AM   #26916 (permalink)
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Bring it backkkkk
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Old 02-15-2022, 01:51 PM   #26917 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2022, 07:22 PM   #26919 (permalink)
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Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race.

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… Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year …
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Old 02-21-2022, 03:15 AM   #26920 (permalink)
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So in other words he took a reporter home with him and assured her it was just shrinkage.
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