Another fun thing that we can no longer have due to stupid ass people:

Zen Magnets

Crackhead broad walking down my street today dropping n bombs

You'd know about accidental discharge incidents.

I had a few slot cars with some rare earth magnets, like this:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/563231497119553505/

Why can't we have em?

I was reading in Consumer Reports last night that they’ve been
completely recalled because parents are just too damn busy to
keep their little rugrats from downing those magnets like Skittles.
On the webpage above, it states there, too, that they’re no longer
for sale. Next thing you know, Buckyballs will be recalled too.
I’m stocking up from eBay.

I think you’re old enough to remember “Jarts”?

RECALL

Jarts? Sure do. I used to throw em at my brother.

So it was guys like you that this guy was "protecting" us from.

Yep. The only real difference was that I was trying to hit him. Those things are touchy. You gotta get your release point just right.

I know they've currently suspended production, but I'm curious when Alec Baldwin will resume shooting.