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Old 08-23-2020, 12:58 AM   #26631 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2020, 04:07 PM   #26632 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2020, 04:32 PM   #26633 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2020, 04:48 PM   #26634 (permalink)
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Same. I sent it to someone who I'm pretty sure won't get it just to make myself feel superior.
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Old 08-25-2020, 08:53 AM   #26635 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2020, 02:37 PM   #26636 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-25-2020, 03:21 PM   #26637 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2020, 03:38 PM   #26638 (permalink)
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Stage 1: People that understand post modernism and get the meme.

Stage 2: People that don't understand post modernism but still appreciate the meme.

Stage 3: People who don't get the meme and are confused by it.

Stage 4: People that think fish are funny.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-25-2020, 03:41 PM   #26639 (permalink)
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Stage 1: People that understand post modernism and get the meme.

Stage 2: People that don't understand post modernism but still appreciate the meme.

Stage 3: People who don't get the meme and are confused by it.

Stage 4: People that think fish are funny.
I swear to god man have you thought about trying write jokes professionally for stand ups? I thought that was going to totally bomb then #4 was hilarious.
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Old 08-25-2020, 03:55 PM   #26640 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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