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Old 08-14-2020, 02:19 PM   #26591 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2020, 07:53 PM   #26592 (permalink)
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Don’t ask me why–perhaps it is genetic (we found a bevy of typed fart jokes in my grandpa’s desk drawer after he died)-but I think passing wind, tooting, poofing, cropdusting, whatever term you wish to use to describe small explosions betwixt the butt cheeks, to be riotously hilarious. Every. Single. Time.

Much to my amazement, some animals also think farts are hysterical too. I once conversed with two dogs who professed to miss their human grandfather. Come to find out, one of the main reasons they loved to be around this kindly old man was because of his boisterous wind passing. The sound delighted them, and of course, being dogs, they thought the smell to be heavenly ! They even inquired of their mom when Grandpa would return to see them so they could enjoy his ass music. LOL!!!!!

Stories like this are one of the multitude of reasons I adore being an animal communicator.
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Old 08-15-2020, 03:37 AM   #26594 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2020, 06:53 AM   #26595 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2020, 07:50 AM   #26597 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2020, 01:58 PM   #26598 (permalink)
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Is this a photoshop?

Why does Kurt look scared? Ain’t nobody gonna shoot you but you Kurt.

How much time do you think Biggie spent practicing that I’m thinking about whether or not I should shoot you look?

Probably just good photoshop.
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