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Psy-Fi

08-14-2020 01:19 PM

Gun nuts: Guy in online group that points firearms at genitals has predictable accident

The Batlord

08-14-2020 06:53 PM

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Don’t ask me why–perhaps it is genetic (we found a bevy of typed fart jokes in my grandpa’s desk drawer after he died)-but I think passing wind, tooting, poofing, cropdusting, whatever term you wish to use to describe small explosions betwixt the butt cheeks, to be riotously hilarious. Every. Single. Time.

Much to my amazement, some animals also think farts are hysterical too. I once conversed with two dogs who professed to miss their human grandfather. Come to find out, one of the main reasons they loved to be around this kindly old man was because of his boisterous wind passing. The sound delighted them, and of course, being dogs, they thought the smell to be heavenly ! They even inquired of their mom when Grandpa would return to see them so they could enjoy his ass music. LOL!!!!!

Stories like this are one of the multitude of reasons I adore being an animal communicator.

SGR	08-14-2020 07:03 PM

Why the brain is programmed to see faces in everyday objects

WWWP	08-15-2020 02:37 AM

https://pasteboard.co/Jms9thG.jpg

Marie Monday

08-15-2020 05:53 AM

Mysterious.

Mindy

08-15-2020 06:07 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfcFqoqV...jpg&name=small

OccultHawk

08-15-2020 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2130983)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfcFqoqV...jpg&name=small

Is this a photoshop?

Why does Kurt look scared? Ain’t nobody gonna shoot you but you Kurt.

How much time do you think Biggie spent practicing that I’m thinking about whether or not I should shoot you look?

Mindy

08-15-2020 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2130985)

Probably just good photoshop.