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Old 08-01-2020, 08:40 PM   #26451 (permalink)
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Wait, elph hates hockey too? What about American football (AKA: football)?
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Old 08-01-2020, 10:10 PM   #26452 (permalink)
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Sport are for dumb jocks, he's too deep for that shit
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Old 08-01-2020, 11:47 PM   #26453 (permalink)
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Actually I thought Elph loved playing sports. He used to play basketball.

You guys really don't know **** about your Elph lore.
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Old 08-02-2020, 02:29 AM   #26454 (permalink)
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He shoots hoops in an oversized blazer and blue jeans
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Old 08-02-2020, 03:10 AM   #26455 (permalink)
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IDK, shooting hoops in a Bauhaus t listening to dark wave/cold wave is kind of lit.

He's basically the jock douche he pretends he isn't because he's so focused on the superficial aspects of it.
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Old 08-02-2020, 05:19 AM   #26456 (permalink)
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I can see elph standing next to the basket all game trying to catch rebounds while live tweeting the score and how much he hates his parents.
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Old 08-02-2020, 06:29 AM   #26457 (permalink)
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Wearing a hockey jersey is such a Bostonian white trash move that I would be delighted to find out I'm wrong and elph rocks one ironically
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Old 08-02-2020, 10:11 AM   #26458 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2020, 10:15 AM   #26459 (permalink)
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1) this made me nostalgic for Prussian Blue

2) where the **** are the black trucks?
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Old 08-02-2020, 10:20 AM   #26460 (permalink)
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Bro that isn't a stereotype.
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