Is that why you stopped eating pizza?

I mean sure, in a way lol

My stepmom told me when I was little that fat people can only sleep on their stomachs because their lungs can't inflate fully when on their backs, like elephants. So I trained myself to sleep ONLY my back to prove I'm not fat. Still do. There are people out there everywhere just waiting to see you do fat people things. NEVER RELAX, ALWAYS BE VIGILANT.

I find myself morbidly fascinated by these videos. Historic.

This video seems to suggest that metalheads are goofy dorks rather than hardcore pussy slayers. How strange.

Fantastic! That kid calling on girls at least 14 years old (or younger) was diamond. And his room and all that KISS stuff and that cassette of their band looks cool af. And then that dog at the end omg <3 <3 <3

Just awesome ass **** and then the two of them give this rehearsed synchronized speech at the very end!!!


5/5 classic

Not gonna lie, that kid is basically you with better taste. Maybe he's got some Bauhaus vinyl under that Dr. Feelgood.

I took a piss once while Dr. Feelgood was playing.

elph wishes!