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[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by elphenor

>Lake Titicaca

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[The Batlord]

I toss and turn in my sleep before I actually fall asleep every night. But it's organized. I start out on my back. Then eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and I turn to my right so that I'm lying on my right side. Eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and turn again on my stomach. Then after awhile I turn on my left side. Then I turn so that I'm on my back again. Every night I do this in the same direction, same four positions (though lying on my left side in-between lying on my stomach and then my back tends to either be short or sometimes skipped because I don't particularly like the position) and I never, ever switch directions. Ever. From my point of view I'm turning clockwise and I always turn clockwise and this is non-negotiable. And this entire process happens multiple times a night. Just turn and turn and turn and turn etc etc etc. I just can't stay still and stop turning until I'm in about to fall asleep mode, which can take an hour or longer. Pretty sure I can never have a wife I sleep in the same bed with because of this.

Does anyone else do this?

[WWWP]

Do you have sleep apnea? Restless leg syndrome and restless sleep in general is associated with it.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I toss and turn in my sleep before I actually fall asleep every night. But it's organized. I start out on my back. Then eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and I turn to my right so that I'm lying on my right side. Eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and turn again on my stomach. Then after awhile I turn on my left side. Then I turn so that I'm on my back again. Every night I do this in the same direction, same four positions (though lying on my left side in-between lying on my stomach and then my back tends to either be short or sometimes skipped because I don't particularly like the position) and I never, ever switch directions. Ever. From my point of view I'm turning clockwise and I always turn clockwise and this is non-negotiable. And this entire process happens multiple times a night. Just turn and turn and turn and turn etc etc etc. I just can't stay still and stop turning until I'm in about to fall asleep mode, which can take an hour or longer. Pretty sure I can never have a wife I sleep in the same bed with because of this.

Does anyone else do this?

You'll never have a wife you sleep with for other reasons.
I always have turning and twisting patterns although they're not as complex as yours. Never bothered anyone I slept with either.

[Marie Monday]

I twist and turn a lot, especially because of my restless legs, but it's not patterned. Somehow it never was a problem with my girlfriend though, she just fell asleep soon and lay there peacefully while I was flailing around like a fish on land

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[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by WWWP

Do you have sleep apnea? Restless leg syndrome and restless sleep in general is associated with it.

No this is when I'm awake. I don't really toss and turn when I'm asleep most of the time.

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

No this is when I'm awake. I don't really toss and turn when I'm asleep most of the time.

Gotcha. Maybe your mattress and pillows suck and your body is just too gargantuan find a comfortable position so you've superstitioned yourself into believing you need this routine to fall asleep.