OH could write it as a tale of penis envy.

I like him.

The only time he really pissed me off was with Plandemic and I still hold that as a black eye against his intellect. It didn’t just piss me off; I lost some respect.

manfiction?

I want Ori to write a fanfiction where MB members work for Ant just so we can undermine his business while he obliviously sips from a World's Best Boss mug that's glued together cause we keep smashing it.

Maybe a spy versus spy deal where they both have dysphoria and think they have the smaller one but they're the same size or something along those lines. Or maybe there's an unrequited love element, so one of them could think that they had the smaller one when in reality the other guy was just way harder when they did the comparison. The direction is ultimately your choice though.

Quit picking on Aynteater you commulist scum.

Clever!

I'm slightly worried about Lucem tbh. He was never this clever or funny and now all of a sudden he's top shelf. Must be dead inside.

lol

He would probably be MOTY if the elections came back on.

I can totally feel the love tonight inside this imaginary room.