Got em.

Almond milk is poisonous venom milked from almond cows. I know, the last time I drank it I had an allergic reaction to it. Another thing, according to Dr. Vanderspeigle who is smarter than you: "Humans ... are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It's not. It's almond milk." If you don't believe him then just ask the bees.

How serendipitous I was going to post this "how to" and you provided the perfect set up.

How to properly cook crack.

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Hey Mindy, what are your thoughts about LTC?

After watching enough war movies I've realized that I want to be a soldier so that I can wrap my hand around the back of another man's neck without it being weird.