Mine did tell me to put on Dolly Parton so that would be a party you could hang with:

The last bit was obviously cause I went with the asylum girl who snuck in the hooch cause who else would you befriend?

lol my first thought about your score was 'oh Charles picked the whiskey girl of course'
I picked canny chess girl because that's kinda hot

If you're stuck in a loony bin for not being a proper housewife do you want to play chess or do you want to get drunk?

I never said I wanted to play chess with the chess girl

Is that code?

not even but 'playing chess' would be a pretty good euphemism

I'd rather make **** with the girl who has booze than the nerd.

you can hit on the booze girl then, that works out beautifully

If we're both wasted nobody is a victim and there's more to do while turnt than sex. Drunkenness is its own reward.