LOL this sounds like something I would do - both in procrastinating my optical health and in the ferocity with which I fight battles I create for myself.

Must be because we share the same sun sign, amiright Charles?

SMITHERED!!!

*air horns*

!!!

It surely must be because we share the same sun sign!! Clearly. *smiles serenely at Bat* (aquarius and aries are truly the best at creating dumb battles for ourselves; it's a talent)

I'm Leo and dumb battles are an absolute specialty. I'm assuming there isn't a sign for "easily suggestive goofball" since every sign has to be a compliment because astrology understands marketing.

I'm a cancer. That's a double entendre.

I almost included Leos too actually. But also, yes; all the signs are simultaneously everything also because marketing.
(Not that it matters BUT I have read that some indicators of having a goofball nature include things like having your moon in Cancer-- which I have-- and uhmm what else.. *googles* Sagittarians in general, allegedly, and aquarians, and strong Jupiter influence, and I'd assume a lot of water/air in one's chart?? ? But, at the same time, for instance people with a lot of Capricorn in certain placements tend to be very funny. Less goofy though perhaps. Taylor Swift is a Sag and she definitely has a half-concealed dorky sort of energy.)

I haven't been well acquainted with many Leos IRL. Only one I remember was a sword guy so there's that. (I am a bit of a 'sword guy' in spirit)

Like I said before, just google "cafeastrology free birth chart report" and google your various placements (such as Jupiter in the 1st house as I have) for lots of entertaining reads on all the bajillion astrology blogs and forums. I have this one particular placement (uh, Mars opposite Pluto or something?) and when I google it all the blogs are like "You are a BAD and EVIL person who only wants to FIGHT because of your VOLATILE CHILDHOOD oh and btw literally all these troubled boxers and dictators had this placement too, sooo..." etc but then ofc I google my Jupiter in the 1st house placement and the results are like "Soooo nice, just the nicest c: Expansive childlike energy c: So optimistic too c: " so idk.

Swords are awesome but to be a sword guy feels like it would require a mental energy I'm not prepared for. Not just for the collecting but just looking at my room and seeing the swords would require me to own that imagery internally and that sounds exhausting as well as embarassing.

Same with guns but at least I can fire guns and have a believable survivalist thing going on.

Swords are JUST nerdy though.

**** yeah!