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Old 12-26-2020, 04:09 PM   #26061 (permalink)
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How is the milk to be acquired? Does Mr. Bigfoot buy it from a store and your contestant is suppose to steal it from his ice box? Or are you suggesting your contestant should acquire milk from the teat of Mrs. Bigfoot? The former, stealing a bottle of milk, usually does not end up in litigation. The latter however could, in the eyes of the law, be seen as tortuous conduct and therefore base on the merits of the case end up in court. And since it's your contest and you are requesting the Bigfoot milk, you would be legally entangled in the law suit.
Is one legally held liable for the theft of milk from a goat?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-26-2020, 04:20 PM   #26062 (permalink)
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Old 12-26-2020, 04:48 PM   #26063 (permalink)
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Dude you read that **** about slavery, jazz, and heat. He has no idea what he's talking about but has to say something cause he's trying to own Southerness.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)
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Old 12-28-2020, 12:46 PM   #26068 (permalink)
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I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)
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Old 12-28-2020, 01:05 PM   #26069 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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idk... I just looked it up and found it funny
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