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Old 11-20-2020, 12:11 AM   #25911 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:23 AM   #25912 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2020, 06:50 PM   #25913 (permalink)
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I think I need to be more assiduous about washing between my toes. After I got off work I noticed the skin between my two littlest toes on my right foot was itching so I went to scratch and my finger came away with this damp pie crust looking **** and I was like wtf. So I went back in there and got more crust but in the middle of the little crumbly wad was a tiny strip of toilet paper. No idea how long it had been there but apparently your toes have a defense mechanism for debris.
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Old 11-20-2020, 06:56 PM   #25914 (permalink)
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I think I need to be more assiduous about washing between my toes. After I got off work I noticed the skin between my two littlest toes on my right foot was itching so I went to scratch and my finger came away with this damp pie crust looking **** and I was like wtf. So I went back in there and got more crust but in the middle of the little crumbly wad was a tiny strip of toilet paper. No idea how long it had been there but apparently your toes have a defense mechanism for debris.
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Old 11-20-2020, 06:59 PM   #25915 (permalink)
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Violent J does not seem like an assiduous feet washer tbh.
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Old 11-20-2020, 07:09 PM   #25916 (permalink)
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Oh god that reminds me of a new-ish Hulu show called The Toe Bro or something. It's disgusting and amazing.
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Old 11-21-2020, 12:03 AM   #25917 (permalink)
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I think I need to be more assiduous about washing between my toes. After I got off work I noticed the skin between my two littlest toes on my right foot was itching so I went to scratch and my finger came away with this damp pie crust looking **** and I was like wtf. So I went back in there and got more crust but in the middle of the little crumbly wad was a tiny strip of toilet paper. No idea how long it had been there but apparently your toes have a defense mechanism for debris.
You gotta watch that **** as you get older.
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Old 11-21-2020, 01:13 PM   #25918 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2020, 03:57 AM   #25919 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2020, 08:19 PM   #25920 (permalink)
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When I got them bands, I can't worry
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I been lookin' at the sun, I can't worry
I'm my mama oldest son, can't get buried
I got stripes in these streets like Burberry
I remember I ain't make a three, now I'm Curry
I might nail a bad, bad bitch like a hammer, yeah
I'm used to the murders, I'm from Atlanta, yeah
All these bands I'm havin', bitch gettin' silly, yeah
I just popped your bitch like a wheelie, yeah
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