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Old 05-01-2020, 08:13 PM   #25601 (permalink)
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First cause she basically fighting a tissue and second cause she's a wilderness person.
Do you know what center of gravity is? Mine is slightly lower than hers.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:19 PM   #25602 (permalink)
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Do you know what center of gravity is? Mine is slightly lower than hers.
Duh, hers is in the chest. Yours is that hippo ass you have. You really haven't considered how bitch made you are. Especially in comparison. She'd destroy you. Absolutely destroy you. No chance. Not even the slightest. You should be scared.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:25 PM   #25603 (permalink)
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What is this wackness? I don't understand.
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I mean ... same as it ever was but actually worse this time

Definitely the most I’ve ever hated this ****hole and that’s saying a lot
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I was in a long line at 7:45 a.m. today at the grocery store that opened at 8 a.m. for seniors only. A young guy came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He then came back around and tried to cut in again, but an old guy punched him in the gut and then kicked him. When he tried again for the third time, he said, “If you don’t let me unlock the door, you’ll never get in there.”
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