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Old 05-01-2020, 08:20 PM   #25591 (permalink)
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Bitch you'll all have to fight me. I ain't sacrificing myself for ****. If we're all stuck on a mountain like Alive then I'll probably just convince everyone I'm too funny to eat.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:21 PM   #25592 (permalink)
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Nobody knows what ifs but I don’t think it’s a decision.
I mean I could handle eating grubs and stuff, and I know how to be a wilderness girl I could fish and trap and be ok. I'm just saying even if it were the last last option I'd prefer to just lay down and die.

However, the Donnor Party is the most metal ****.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:23 PM   #25593 (permalink)
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Who'd win in a fight to the death between Bats and Pidgeons? I'm going with Steph.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:33 PM   #25594 (permalink)
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I'm a man with man muscles. I'd eat Steph's intestines while she was still begging for mercy just so I could jack off.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:34 PM   #25595 (permalink)
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I'm a man with man muscles. I'd eat Steph's intestines while she was still begging for mercy just so I could jack off.
LOL at both.

You're a delicate little blubber blob with facial hair so we can tell that they giant fleshy ball bouncing down the street is actually human. She'd decimate you. Tear you apart with her hands.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:39 PM   #25596 (permalink)
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I'm a man with man muscles. I'd eat Steph's intestines while she was still begging for mercy just so I could jack off.
Ha. Those were decoy intestines, idiot. While you were licking your fingers I was arming the bomb inside the fake intestines, I'll be laughing at your expression before you even realize you're in 1000 sloshy pieces.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:47 PM   #25597 (permalink)
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LOL at both.

You're a delicate little blubber blob with facial hair so we can tell that they giant fleshy ball bouncing down the street is actually human. She'd decimate you. Tear you apart with her hands.
Cause she's a woman? Or cause she helps the poor? Why?
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:48 PM   #25598 (permalink)
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Ha. Those were decoy intestines, idiot. While you were licking your fingers I was arming the bomb inside the fake intestines, I'll be laughing at your expression before you even realize you're in 1000 sloshy pieces.
Is that why you're so wide? Tactical advantage? Points for commitment at least.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:50 PM   #25599 (permalink)
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Cause she's a woman? Or cause she helps the poor? Why?
First cause she basically fighting a tissue and second cause she's a wilderness person.
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:50 PM   #25600 (permalink)
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Is that why you're so wide? Tactical advantage? Points for commitment at least.
You say wide, some say thicc
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