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~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-14-2020, 04:50 PM

Have been in tears about the way Leo died. The thought of a car speeding down the road and hitting his little body really upsets me and it's a shock, this is a lot worse than when my dog died as he was old and you could prepare for that. The thought of Leo suffering is horrible.

The last time I would ever see him, he climbed on to my bed and slept on top of me at 4am. He put his arm across my chest and was purring like a loud motorbike, his little face just looking up at me and I fell back to sleep with him there like that.

WWWP · 04-14-2020, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Have been in tears about the way Leo died. The thought of a car speeding down the road and hitting his little body really upsets me and it's a shock, this is a lot worse than when my dog died as he was old and you could prepare for that. The thought of Leo suffering is horrible.

The last time I would ever see him, he climbed on to my bed and slept on top of me at 4am. He put his arm across my chest and was purring like a loud motorbike, his little face just looking up at me and I fell back to sleep with him there like that.

Sorry Fluff

The Batlord · 04-14-2020, 04:56 PM

Nothing you can do about it but it sounds like you loved him and he loved you and he had a great life being loved by you and no matter how it ended you'll always know he was your little buddy who meant the world to you and no matter what else happens in your life you were the world to a little creature who was happy just to have you love him.

Cry your tears because they're the most pure expression of a love that's beautiful beyond words. You've earned them and they're nothing but pure feeling.

Plankton · 04-14-2020, 05:07 PM

My heart breaks for you both, Fluff.

WWWP · 04-14-2020, 05:55 PM

really sorry fluff but i have to post this

rostasi · 04-14-2020, 07:44 PM

Quarantinis:
Put a bit of cannabis in the oven at 240 degrees for 20 minutes,
then stir it into a pint of gin. Let sit for 4 days, then strain and
pour a shot or two into a glass with a touch of vermouth.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-15-2020, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

really sorry fluff but i have to post this

I liked it.

Thanks for the replies everyone, wasn't expecting anyone to take it seriously or even reply.

Cheers.

**Frownland** · 04-15-2020, 09:44 AM

WWWP · 04-15-2020, 10:58 AM

Nice try but you can't fool me, fishes dont have hands.

**Frownland** · 04-15-2020, 11:00 AM

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Have been in tears about the way Leo died. The thought of a car speeding down the road and hitting his little body really upsets me and it's a shock, this is a lot worse than when my dog died as he was old and you could prepare for that. The thought of Leo suffering is horrible. The last time I would ever see him, he climbed on to my bed and slept on top of me at 4am. He put his arm across my chest and was purring like a loud motorbike, his little face just looking up at me and I fell back to sleep with him there like that.

04-14-2020, 07:44 PM	#25426 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	Quarantinis: Put a bit of cannabis in the oven at 240 degrees for 20 minutes, then stir it into a pint of gin. Let sit for 4 days, then strain and pour a shot or two into a glass with a touch of vermouth.