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Frownland 08-04-2020 07:06 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...57&oe=5F5032EF

WWWP 08-04-2020 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2129252)
I don't much like cars. Terrible situational awareness and coordination. Back when I had a car I actually ran right off the road into a field while going down an off ramp in the rain.

What? Lol how the ****...

Plankton 08-04-2020 08:32 AM

It's called 'Driving too fast for conditions', and you can get a ticket for that.

He needs to learn how to depth perception.

Frownland 08-04-2020 10:05 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...85&oe=5F4FDEA2

SGR 08-04-2020 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2129462)

Quite funny. :laughing:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2129454)
It's called 'Driving too fast for conditions', and you can get a ticket for that.

He needs to learn how to depth perception.

Turn on some Gary Numan while he's at it.


Plankton 08-04-2020 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2129464)
Turn on some Gary Numan while he's at it.


Maybe put on The Red Rocker's "I Can't Drive 55", but turn it off after the part where he says drive.

Frownland 08-04-2020 10:47 AM

I doubt he can drive at 55 either so it's not really necessary. He probably was going about 55 if he didn't know how to use an off ramp, come to think of it.

Plankton 08-04-2020 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2129467)
I doubt he can drive at 55 either so it's not really necessary. He probably was going about 55 if he didn't know how to use an off ramp, come to think of it.

Precisely why I said turn it off right after Sammy sings "Drive".

"I"

"Can't"

"Drive..."

*click*

The Batlord 08-04-2020 01:34 PM

Yes. That was the point of the story.

WWWP 08-04-2020 01:38 PM

If I can drive anyone can drive. The first time I ever drove was for the licensing test lmao


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