IDK, shooting hoops in a Bauhaus t listening to dark wave/cold wave is kind of lit.

He's basically the jock douche he pretends he isn't because he's so focused on the superficial aspects of it.

I can see elph standing next to the basket all game trying to catch rebounds while live tweeting the score and how much he hates his parents.

Wearing a hockey jersey is such a Bostonian white trash move that I would be delighted to find out I'm wrong and elph rocks one ironically

1) this made me nostalgic for Prussian Blue

2) where the **** are the black trucks?

Bro that isn't a stereotype.

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Black trucks are totes real

I'm fully aware that black trucks exist.

Really?! I always thought black trucks were a myth, like unicorns, the Slayer, and kind and understanding men you've met on the internet