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Cuthbert

01-31-2014 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1412283)

So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?

Need to do it when you're sat on the toilet still. Reach round, easier if you've got a chain (I haven't).

djchameleon

01-31-2014 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1412283)

So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?

Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.

Cuthbert

01-31-2014 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1412292)

Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.

That is genius.

zombie kid

01-31-2014 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1412292)

Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.

Wow, yeah that could work lol. Would be great if I was taking a piss and then had to suddenly take a shit as well. I could just plop myself on the toilet.

Franco Pepe Kalle

02-01-2014 02:13 PM

I got some Spanish going
I love me some Spanish
Amo mi vida

Isbjørn

02-01-2014 02:17 PM

Dude, snap out of it! Learn German instead! It's not too late!

The Batlord

02-03-2014 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1412288)

Need to do it when you're sat on the toilet still. Reach round, easier if you've got a chain (I haven't).

So you give it the ol' reach around, eh? http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png