The Batlord |
07-30-2020 09:07 PM |
I toss and turn in my sleep before I actually fall asleep every night. But it's organized. I start out on my back. Then eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and I turn to my right so that I'm lying on my right side. Eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and turn again on my stomach. Then after awhile I turn on my left side. Then I turn so that I'm on my back again. Every night I do this in the same direction, same four positions (though lying on my left side in-between lying on my stomach and then my back tends to either be short or sometimes skipped because I don't particularly like the position) and I never, ever switch directions. Ever. From my point of view I'm turning clockwise and I always turn clockwise and this is non-negotiable. And this entire process happens multiple times a night. Just turn and turn and turn and turn etc etc etc. I just can't stay still and stop turning until I'm in about to fall asleep mode, which can take an hour or longer. Pretty sure I can never have a wife I sleep in the same bed with because of this.
Does anyone else do this?
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