No idea...

The size of your monitor just makes them feel insecure.

I call one of them John, and the other Holmes.

Oh, yeah, that's soooo much better on a big monitor - especially if that's all you're doing.
(nice how the info on the left hand side is all crammed up by all the picturesplaying).

https://i.imgur.com/ipcnnX3.png

Stapling Bread To Trees

I wish they wouldn't use staples.
My neighbor hastened the death of her beautiful redbud
tree by having her holiday lights stapled to it each year.

These will be collector's items after Biden wins.

Awhoops. They're 32 inchers. Gotta do a bit of a name change then. Hello Ron, and hello Jeremy.

Too soon.

Too soon for what? It's not a reference to old Ronnie's current law suit, it's about dick sizes.