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Old 01-17-2014, 03:00 PM   #2501 (permalink)
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Cauliflower is really good with ranch dip
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Old 01-17-2014, 03:04 PM   #2502 (permalink)
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Cauliflower is really good with ranch dip
Ranch dips and dressing even make carrots taste good, but cauliflower is absolutely hopeless, even when smothered in the finest ranch dips.
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Old 01-18-2014, 02:52 AM   #2503 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2014, 11:14 AM   #2504 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:26 AM   #2505 (permalink)
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You know your poo stinks when you have to give yourself a courtesy flush.
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:35 AM   #2506 (permalink)
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Heard from one bloke once, the trick to not having to warn people before they go in = rapid flushing of the toilet.

So literally the second the kids have been dropped off, get that chain pulled. Don't leave them there to contaminate the air for any period of time.

Never tried it.
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:38 AM   #2507 (permalink)
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Heard from one bloke once, the trick to not having to warn people before they go in = rapid flushing of the toilet.

So literally the second the kids have been dropped off, get that chain pulled. Don't leave them there to contaminate the air for any period of time.

Never tried it.
But ruining everybody else who needs to use the bathroom's day is the best part of taking a ****. Taking a nasty dump five minutes before my mother had to take a shower for work was one of my favorite moments of last year.
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Old 01-21-2014, 04:00 PM   #2508 (permalink)
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They should have had Vader join in the middle as the rest of them circle around him and he shows them how it is done.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:27 AM   #2509 (permalink)
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Genuine q lads, do you lot get pissed off with the lounge lizards? Not pissed off exactly but yeah. I'd say maybe 20% of my posts are about music, 50% about football and sport and the rest are talking rubbish in here like how to flush a toilet quickly after a poo.
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Old 01-25-2014, 01:21 AM   #2510 (permalink)
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Has anyone from MB gotten the D lately?
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