I'll never understand why he's supposed to be sexy. He looks like he got a face full of shrapnel.

Trouble
Oh trouble set me free
I have seen your face
And it's too much too much for me
Trouble
Oh trouble can't you see
You're eating my heart away
And there's nothing much left of me
I've drunk your wine
You have made your world mine
So won't you be fair
So won't you be fair
I don't want no more of you
So won't you be kind to me
Just let me go where
I'll have to go there
Trouble
Oh trouble move away
I have seen your face
And it's too much for me today
Trouble
Oh trouble can't you see
You have made me a wreck
Now won't you leave me in my misery
I've seen your eyes
And I can see death's disguise
Hangin' on me
Hangin' on me
I'm beat, I'm torn
Shattered and tossed and worn
Too shocking to see
Too shocking to see
Trouble
Oh trouble move from me
I have paid my debt
Now won't you leave me in my misery
Trouble
Oh trouble please be kind
I don't want no fight
And I haven't got a lot of time

<3

Damn. Jordan is shameless.

I mean have you seen Space Jam?

Only problem is that the custody battle took place in 2005 - twenty years later than is purported in the meme.

Two Bizarre Brown Dwarfs Found With Citizen Scientists' Help

Me: I gotta get a look at these supposedly bizarre dwarves.

*click*

Oh, space stuff. Nevermind.

Same.