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rostasi 06-18-2020 07:52 AM

The Bold and the Beautiful’ Will Use Blow-Up Dolls for Sex Scenes

OccultHawk 06-18-2020 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2123234)
Officer Karen McMuffin (remember, this woman has a gun)

Practically every cop killing clip I’ve seen the cop seems hysterical.

There’s no shame in saying this isn’t for me. Can she go into something else and still pay her rent and go to the doctor and so on? If the cops who end up hating it end up feeling trapped we’re all trapped with them.

grindy 06-18-2020 08:31 AM

The issue is obviously complex but I think that one of the main reasons for US cops being terrible is how ubiquitous guns are. When you expect to be shot at all the time, it ****s with your head. It's no excuse for the terrible **** that cops are doing but it's still a reason. Racism, insufficient training, a generally ****ty attitude of course come on top of that. But fewer guns - less ****ty cops imo.

OccultHawk 06-18-2020 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2123276)
The issue is obviously complex but I think that one of the main reasons for US cops being terrible is how ubiquitous guns are. When you expect to be shot at all the time, it ****s with your head. It's no excuse for the terrible **** that cops are doing but it's still a reason. Racism, insufficient training, a generally ****ty attitude of course come on top of that. But fewer guns - less ****ty cops imo.

100% no doubt.

From the military to the police to the citizens we are weapon crazy culture.

We need to get rid of our weapons... all of them. We need to put them down at the same time. It sounds like I’m being facetious but on the real we gotta start with the hydrogen bombs and work our way on down.

As insane as America has been recently I’m surprised there’s not more of an international outcry about this. People worried about North Korea. Get serious.

grindy 06-20-2020 03:17 AM


OccultHawk 06-20-2020 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2123414)

It looks like they’re trying to escape to Mexico.

rostasi 06-20-2020 10:07 AM

Photographer responds to bride who demanded refund after seeing her Black Lives Matter post.

WWWP 06-20-2020 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2123414)

:laughing:

Anteater 06-21-2020 08:51 AM

A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased's wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, "Plethora."

The widow smiles appreciatively. "Thank you," she says. "That means a lot."

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."

Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a couple words. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Being alive." The widow replies, "Thank you, he would have liked that."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Infinity" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that means more than you could possibly imagine."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Fhqwhgads". The widow replies: "Thanks, you don't know what that means."

Another man comes up and says: “Mind if I say a few words too?” She says: “Please do.” The man clears his throat and says: “The Mariana Trench.” The widow replies: “Thanks, that’s really deep.”

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a few words too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "water pit". The widow replies: "Thanks, I know you mean well."

Finally, the man's best friend approaches the widow and says: “I’m truly sorry for your loss, he was a great man.” The widow replies: “I’m not sure you understand what’s happening here.”

OccultHawk 06-21-2020 10:06 AM

I lol’ed


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