Whenever I think about the innocence of childhood I remember that as little kids we all thought Barney was a ***got and told stories about Barney's obscene clown brother that "probably" never existed. And then I check the internet and see this.

https://thebb.fandom.com/wiki/Dick_the_Clown

You know who I hate? That bear from Bear in the Big Blue House. Fupa having ass bear

Nah bitch I'm serious we hated Barney and there were apocryphal stories about an obscene clown brother and the internet made it real. That **** is now ****ing with me like an SCP entry that interrupted my computer to tell me "Beware what you wish for" like the white rabbit **** in The Matrix. It just feels like there's an entity that's watching me and smiling.

Can malt liquor cause paranoia

I hope so cause I'm too trusting. I actually sometimes think my boss gives a **** about me.

This one?

I mean I already gave the Dick the Clown link.

The one I linked is from the actual show though

https://i.imgur.com/USAJ97T.png
seriously, baklava is magical