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Look at your hand. Now move your hand.

Did you know that your butthole dilates when you flare your nostrils?

Why are you measuring your butthole with a micrometer right now?

Does it dilate in a way you can certainly feel or is it like if you're flaring your nostrils right now and can't feel your butthole clenching then that doesn't mean anything? I'm asking for a friend.

Yes I can feel your butthole dilate when you flare your nostrils.

Is it bothering you?

I'm bothered alright

Did you get my message?