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Old 12-14-2019, 04:26 PM   #24621 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2019, 05:34 PM   #24622 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2019, 05:46 PM   #24623 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2019, 05:54 PM   #24624 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2019, 06:17 PM   #24625 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2019, 06:18 PM   #24626 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2019, 10:26 PM   #24627 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2019, 02:55 AM   #24628 (permalink)
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Laying in bed and I want to sleep but there’s a slumbering cat on me. I sleep best on my side but I would have to disturb the cat to turn on my side. So I am suffering and wasting away on MusicBanter at the dispense of my sleeping schedule all for a cat that would probably eat me if I were to die in my apartment
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Old 12-15-2019, 02:56 AM   #24629 (permalink)
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Sometimes I lay down on the floor for like 20 mins and see which part of by body my dog goes for first

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Old 12-15-2019, 03:04 AM   #24630 (permalink)
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Sometimes I lay down on the floor for like 20 mins and see which part of by body my dog goes for first

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My dog used to just nosedive right into my ribs, and then do a sort of bellyflop roll over me until I gave her a tummy scratch
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