The blog on the Shonen Knife website is the most precious thing ever

I love them so much

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I never realized I've always been waiting for the gays to discover minimal synth.

This man can make a good living making aerobic vids for hoes.

Fonda might not got a motor in the back of her Honda but he certainly does so it's a step up.

Laying in bed and I want to sleep but there’s a slumbering cat on me. I sleep best on my side but I would have to disturb the cat to turn on my side. So I am suffering and wasting away on MusicBanter at the dispense of my sleeping schedule all for a cat that would probably eat me if I were to die in my apartment

The things we do for a warm pussy

Sometimes I lay down on the floor for like 20 mins and see which part of by body my dog goes for first

Spoiler alert it's always your mouth.

My dog used to just nosedive right into my ribs, and then do a sort of bellyflop roll over me until I gave her a tummy scratch