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12-01-2019, 03:00 PM | #24522 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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And you people accuse me of posting old memes.
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12-01-2019, 03:21 PM | #24524 (permalink) | |
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12-03-2019, 03:55 PM | #24528 (permalink) | |
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12-03-2019, 04:08 PM | #24529 (permalink) | |
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Me whispering on the headset at work to the drive thru workers: Don't tell *co-worker standing right next to me* but I just farted.
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12-03-2019, 05:18 PM | #24530 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Imagine how ****ing massive your cock has to be to be able to dick down a ****ing dragon. I mean holy **** how can he even walk around with that massive horse cock Donkey must have under him. Like **** could a regular sized human even fit it in their hand? Good lord just imagining how ****ing massive his dick is. I wonder if Shrek knows. Like we never see it but from certain angles you can see his massive ****ing donkey dong just bouncing around as he walks. Maybe outside of the movie all anyone talks about is how ****ing gargantuan his dick is. How the **** can he even keep it off the ground? The sheer thought of having him inside of me is terrifying. Your ******* and intestines would probably just ****ing explode on contact. God no wonder he had to **** a dragon. He's probably killed every one of his former lovers. I lay awake at night just thinking about that humongous abomination he has between his legs. ****.
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