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Old 11-09-2019, 07:15 PM   #24311 (permalink)
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Goddamn birds ate his ding dong

Why the **** was he naked?

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Old 11-09-2019, 10:03 PM   #24312 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2019, 09:09 AM   #24313 (permalink)
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Goddamn birds ate his ding dong

Why the **** was he naked?

I guess male genitalia is a delicacy among Turkey Vultures.

Maybe the birds stripped off his clothing with their beaks and talons.

Or maybe he liked to go for backcountry drives in the buff?
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Old 11-10-2019, 10:20 AM   #24314 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2019, 11:11 AM   #24315 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2019, 12:14 PM   #24316 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2019, 12:36 PM   #24317 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:08 PM   #24318 (permalink)
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Nice.

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Old 11-10-2019, 01:11 PM   #24319 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:12 PM   #24320 (permalink)
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Ikr? Needs some relish and sauerkraut, then it'd be fire.
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