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10-29-2016 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1763087)

What does "stuck between the parallels" even mean?

The similarities. Pretty obvious.

grindy

10-29-2016 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1763225)

The similarities. Pretty obvious.

I had some kind of snarky reason that name was stupid but I forgot it and therefore will shut up now.

Frownland

10-29-2016 10:13 AM

Parallels can be directly next to each other with no space in between them. If you're stuck between the parallels you probably have a small dick.

Was that it?

Key	10-29-2016 10:17 AM

I need to take a break. I've been getting high and drunk far more often than I usually do. Hence my lack of activity here the past couple days. Whatever demons I'm hiding need to go away asap. Especially since Steven Wilson month is coming up.

The Batlord

10-29-2016 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1763241)

Please keep drinking.

Frownland

10-29-2016 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1763246)

Please keep drinking.

If he gets sober he might not be a Steve Wilson fan anymore.

Blank.

10-29-2016 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1763241)

Especially since Steven Wilson month is coming up.

You don't mind if I contribute to Steven Wilson month? I haven't heard his solo stuff and I'll write review of one for it.

Key	10-29-2016 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1763249)

You don't mind if I contribute to Steven Wilson month? I haven't heard his solo stuff and I'll write review of one for it.

Feel free to do so! I'd love to read that.

The Batlord

10-29-2016 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1763247)

If he gets sober he might not be a Steve Wilson fan anymore.

Are you really willing to take that chance?

Frownland

10-29-2016 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1763254)

Are you really willing to take that chance?

I'm always willing to take a chance on someone else's taste in music because I literally have nothing to lose. It'll either stay the same or get better from here.

Aux-In

10-29-2016 04:12 PM

Nav nekas kā frikatīvs pusei, jo frikatīvs partija neapstājas

The Batlord

10-29-2016 05:23 PM

Cuthbert

10-30-2016 10:05 AM

I want to do it
Do it all night
I want to do it
Do it to you right

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-30-2016 02:57 PM

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/k...g-vikernes.png

Key	10-30-2016 04:48 PM

I can't stop listening to Travis Scott
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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-30-2016 06:15 PM

bulbasaur

The Batlord

10-30-2016 06:19 PM

charmander

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-30-2016 06:21 PM

but squirtle is the best can we just admit

The Batlord

10-30-2016 06:43 PM

**** no. Baby dragon with a bonfire on its tail vs. blue turtle.

DwnWthVwls

10-31-2016 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1763730)

but squirtle is the best can we just admit

Now we can call you Sqwerty..

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-31-2016 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1763805)

Now we can call you Sqwerty..

lol Bat's been doing that for awhile now.

Cuthbert

10-31-2016 10:08 AM

Anal fissure - NHS Choices

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You can help soothe the pain by taking simple painkillers, such as paracetamol or ibuprofen, or by soaking your bottom in a warm bath several times a day, particularly after a bowel movement.

lol

Cuthbert

10-31-2016 02:30 PM

If you bid for an item on eBay and you don't pay within 24 hours you are a massive CUNT.

Key	10-31-2016 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1763930)

If you bid for an item on eBay and you don't pay within 24 hours you are a massive CUNT.

I once had a guy buy something off me from eBay. He waited almost 2 weeks to pay me for the item that had already been shipped. Then he reported the item as stolen or not delivered in an attempt to get his money back.

Luckily eBay was on my side since the tracking system they have proved the item had been sent to the guy in question. Whether or not he got it specifically isn't really my problem at that point.

Cuthbert

10-31-2016 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1763932)

I once had a guy buy something off me from eBay. He waited almost 2 weeks to pay me for the item that had already been shipped. Then he reported the item as stolen or not delivered in an attempt to get his money back.

Luckily eBay was on my side since the tracking system they have proved the item had been sent to the guy in question. Whether or not he got it specifically isn't really my problem at that point.

Scum of the Earth.

Key	10-31-2016 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1763951)

Scum of the Earth.

Yeah. It had put my bank on hold because it was noted as a "stolen charge" or whatever so it was a hassle.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-31-2016 03:11 PM

amazon > ebay

Key	10-31-2016 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1763960)

amazon > ebay

I can't disagree. Especially when Amazon takes a ridiculous amount of care when they send their packages. I've never had one bad experience with them.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-31-2016 03:14 PM

I ordered from some dick on Amazon once and he never sent the package. They were really quick to return my money though so it wasn't too bad.

Cuthbert

10-31-2016 03:15 PM

What's it like selling on Amazon? Never done it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-31-2016 03:16 PM

Me neither, have a friend who does though and he prefers it to eBay.

Aux-In

10-31-2016 03:26 PM

Would have otherwise sworn this was written by a member of MB to troll the general public, but it's legit and someone actually greenlit the script for this commercial:

..."punish the porcelain"

"Devil's donuts"...

...great Scott, mate.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-31-2016 05:51 PM

Flashlight, yeah

Luv you Qwertyy

HaRaMbE MeMeZ

Smoking memes will give you heartburn

Cuthbert

10-31-2016 06:08 PM

Why is the full bip burger tune not on Youtube?

Tristan_Geoff

10-31-2016 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1764057)

Flashlight, yeah

Luv you Qwertyy

HaRaMbE MeMeZ

Smoking memes will give you heartburn

You didn't even make it to the good **** yet. Some gems buried in there.