I haven't seen any of those 90s Batman movies in years and years but I suspect I'd have an appreciation for the cartoonish qualities as adaptations of the cartoonish 60s Batman. Forever and Batman and Robin were simply the wrong movies for an audience without more serious comic book movies to sate their appetites.

Those things you noticed would count as ratings on gay porn sites

.... "lush lips"!?

lol^

"This is a... kitchen?"

Pic taken right before she scurried under the fridge

"This is a 'kitchen' where you say they 'make food'? So this is a servant's mansion? It's quite small."