They always get the guy who's most recognizable feature is his mouth to play Batman.

I do not agree with this on sight but explain.

I don't need to watch serious movies. But that was seriously terrible. The only context in which I would enjoy it is one that is presenting the movie as so terrible it's fun to make fun of.

It is terrible but I lowkey have a similar nostalgia for it as bat.

I saw it when I was 5. I thought it was stupid then.

Everybody knows it's Keaton's lush lips peaking from under that mask just like we all can see Christian Bale's coked out overbite growling through his.

You're also a drug addict living in a halfway house so maybe that should tell you something.

Itt lucem rates Batman actors by gay porn standards

... I never shouldve moved out of your mom's house?

I don't remember giving them a rating.

These are just things I notice when I jack off to Batman movies.