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Old 11-30-2013, 10:06 AM   #2401 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2013, 10:28 AM   #2402 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2013, 01:50 PM   #2403 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2013, 02:49 PM   #2404 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2013, 03:34 PM   #2405 (permalink)
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None of those stories surprise me at all.

It's sort of funny how after one day of everyone grinning over everything they're "thankful" for, they've got to trample and mace people, and take shits in home appliances for things they think will improve their lives....
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:12 PM   #2406 (permalink)
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I forgive the 80 year old lady because I have a soft spot for seniors. Even ones that appear rude and mean.

I like seniors and kids for their lack of filter. They just say whatever is on their mind right then and there and give zero fucks.
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:35 PM   #2407 (permalink)
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I forgive the 80 year old lady because I have a soft spot for seniors. Even ones that appear rude and mean.

I like seniors and kids for their lack of filter. They just say whatever is on their mind right then and there and give zero fucks.
I still think her actions were inappropriate considering how the other customer (who pre-ordered her product and just wanted to use a Black Friday coupon!!!) was apparently calm and polite in explaining that she already ordered that skid of fabric and why she needed it. Being 80 doesn't excuse using animal mace on someone just because they have the product you want, and you didn't get it first. That's immature.
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Being 80 doesn't excuse using animal mace on someone just because they have the product you want, and you didn't get it first. That's immature.
Exactly.

I can't even believe somebody's little old granny would pull that shit.

Then again, little old ladies are full of more sass than anyone.
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:56 PM   #2409 (permalink)
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Being 80 doesn't excuse using animal mace on someone just because they have the product you want, and you didn't get it first. That's immature.
Yeah, it's not an excuse for her to do that but I personally excuse her because I like old people. I would let it pass while you can call the cops on her.

I would just laugh to myself and think about all the lovely stuff I will be doing when I get older and my filter is gone.
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